Let @SEPTA_SURREAL tell you why SEPTA is late

SEPTA’s 15 bus was late yesterday due to “idiot activity,” according to this SEPTA bot with a sense of humor.

The Trenton line was late, too: “The driver stopped in New Jersey for mcflurries expect 20 minute delays.”

Get these updates and more in this parody account @SEPTA_SURREAL. And, hey, it’s not just a parody account: the late statuses are real, said the creator of account who asked to remain anonymous.