A hilariously cynical Tumblr about Delaware

File this one under weird stuff on the internet: Here’s a Tumblr filled with satirical conspiracy theories about the First State.
It’s called Delaware Does Not Exist. Of course we know Delaware exists because well, here we are.
The Tumblr features some really terrible jokes but also cut-outs from magazines like Seventeen Magazine.
http://delawareness.tumblr.com/post/142478611102/i-found-this-in-an-old-issue-of-seventeen-magazine
Weird, right?
You can look through the rest of the blog here.