10 top tweets from award-winning tweeter @PPDJoeMurray

Detective Joe Murray just won the city’s new innovation award for city employees.
He also knows his way around a meme.
Here’s a definitive, no-room-for-argument list of Murray’s 10 best tweets:

People often ask me what the worst thing I've ever seen as a detective. I have to say it's probably celebrity parody accounts on twitter.

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) December 7, 2014

The Rocky statue may be the most embarrassing thing this city has on display. A fictional dude who lost. I. Loathe. It.

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) January 4, 2015

@PPDCommish I'm in Chicago. Things have really fallen apart since you've left… pic.twitter.com/dtBZLH0IsM

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) September 5, 2014

This is how I roll into parties. You may want to keep that in mind when sending invites out pic.twitter.com/LbSlJEia2x

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) January 18, 2015

https://twitter.com/PPDJoeMurray/status/569660903131623426/
https://twitter.com/PPDJoeMurray/status/526937964577038337/

"You can't arrest me, I'm the cake boss!" *cake boss escapes bc I'm on the ground laughing hysterically*

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) November 14, 2014

This is how Twitter is supposed to work for cops. I will take a couple thousand Twitter detectives over any one real detective any day.

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) September 17, 2014

We've all been there. We've all made bad decisions. Me included. 267-718-4251. That's my cell. Call or text. Not bothering me at all.

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) January 3, 2015

When you're in a shootout but get distracted by Neil deGrasse Tyson ruining Interstellar for everyone pic.twitter.com/6ARJdcrVEJ

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) November 12, 2014